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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:49

What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

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You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

Has Great Britain ever been considered a "hyper-power" like the United States or Russia are currently considered? If not, why?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.