What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:49

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.