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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 06:17

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I overcome attachment issues?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

What was your first experience like with a black man?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Does the U.S military really prosecute military staff for cheating on their spouse, or do they close one eye if the cheating does not involve other military personnel since adultery is fairly common? Adultery is illegal in U.S military

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?